{"id":113,"date":"2024-01-08T07:51:34","date_gmt":"2024-01-08T14:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2024-03-09T12:47:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T19:47:21","slug":"what-happens-in-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/2024\/01\/08\/what-happens-in-vegas\/","title":{"rendered":"What happens in Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fortnite. We are running around with a laser-guided bazooka that shoots exploding Teddy Bears. Heads-up displays indicate life is in the green and we have plenty of ammo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHARLIE: Kill them all! Hahaha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A herd of cats dressed as ninjas explodes while a 12 foot tall robot respawns to the left. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">IZZY: This game is mad fleek. And you cray cray Charlie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHARLIE: lol you&#8217;re slayin&#8217; me Iz. The kids these days. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They have not finished the frozen pizza and are drinking White Claw Raspberry Crush Extreme and Red Bulls, a bong on the table. The phone rings. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHARLIE: [pause] Hang on. [she picks up the phone] It&#8217;s a local number. [she answers the phone] Hey&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SABRINA: We shoulda brought some Coca Cola. [no one can tell what is going on]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CHARLIE: Yeah hon, I&#8217;m available. What you lookin&#8217; for? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We cut to a long shot of the three girls from the window, it&#8217;s a small bungalow house with rough looking shrubbery. A trucker&#8217;s hat lays on the ground amidst cigarette butts. Accusingly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fortnite. We are running around with a laser-guided bazooka that shoots exploding Teddy Bears. Heads-up displays indicate life is in the green and we have plenty of ammo. CHARLIE: Kill them all! Hahaha. A herd of cats dressed as ninjas explodes while a 12 foot tall robot respawns to the left. IZZY: This game is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}