{"id":121,"date":"2024-01-10T08:26:37","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T15:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/?p=121"},"modified":"2024-03-09T12:47:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-09T19:47:21","slug":"scanner-poker-liquor-and-other-bad-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/2024\/01\/10\/scanner-poker-liquor-and-other-bad-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Scanner poker liquor and other bad puns"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A dark deserted highway, inside the cab. We pan out on a shot of a young Sigourney Weaver in her little panties, and see &#8220;Hutch&#8221; looking impassive. Blue Oyster Cult. There is a calico cat laying with its eyes closed on the dashboard, above which we see a panorama of stars rising in the East. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The music plays and Hutch is quiet, listening to the hum of the rig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We see a burst of perhaps fireworks from off to the side of the road, accompanied by a low cracking sound. Hutch glances over, frowns. There are no lights on this part of the road. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hutch picks up his CB handset and flips on the console. There is strange static and wavey noises. He frowns again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">HUTCH: Breaker four niner ten-four good buddy smoke &#8217;em if you got em&#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No one responds to his poor joke, because it&#8217;s not that funny. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The truck rolls on into the night, and we pan up to see distant patches of city lights, with smoke rolling up into the sky and flashes of light. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ginger opens her eyes and squints quizzically. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dark deserted highway, inside the cab. We pan out on a shot of a young Sigourney Weaver in her little panties, and see &#8220;Hutch&#8221; looking impassive. Blue Oyster Cult. There is a calico cat laying with its eyes closed on the dashboard, above which we see a panorama of stars rising in the East. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":122,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions\/122"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}