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Rastafarians and an old granny in background seize Duncan and toss him into an Amazon Prime van, while in the foreground: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Charlie gets a call from her father, Hutch, who tells her he’s been trying to get through but has had no phone signal. He wants to know if she’s alright and where she is. She says she went out with friends to the mall and played a little pool but is on her way home. The pizza was good. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rose calls Hutch and jokes about feeding his pussycat [Jeoff]. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer McClinty calls a bail bonds man to inquire about the whereabouts of Duncan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Duncan receives a call from a vacuum repair shop or perhaps Walmart customer service regarding Emeralds and blackouts. He is never seen again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Police burst into the hotel where Telly is hiding to work on his novel about an assassin, and he is killed in the ensuing chaos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rose appears on Oprah for her book promotional tour, touting her authorship of Telly’s failed, unpublished, now published novel. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
DoD folks in a bunker somewhere worry that the pink stars caused a runaway effect, as they increase psychopathy in humans — the nanoparticles — and <\/p>\n\n\n\n
END CREDITS<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cinematography<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Music<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Producers<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Special thanks to Georgia Peaches<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Townies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Isabella he\/she<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hoffman<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Stay tuned for THE BACONATOR 3: Lost in Macedamia<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Note that notes are just notes. All representations past, present, and future are property of Jason W Boyd, in perpetuity, not to be confused with his lost family or the stars he follows. Guidestones are not aligned with the stars except at the Solstice and Equinox, but may be removed as per earlier contracts with the gods. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not reproduce. Do not breathe. Do not exhale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rinse and repeat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
POST-CREDITS: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We are in a producer’s office, as evidenced by the posh and magical and ambiguous wealth on full display. Telly, here represented as the actual Sesame Street character, is having a meeting with Dr. Miyago, producer of such films as Fat Camp 3, which won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Cast in a Comedy or Horror Film, and Plans Are What Happen…, a cult classic about the Gulf of Tonkin incident and the Beat Poets, among other things. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
MIYAGO: Look, I’m saying you’ve got something here. We definitely are interested. But you’re not ready for prime time, okay? It’s all over the place. The settings — where does this even take place? You’ve got this one character somehow working in Texas while also being a stripper in Milwaukee. You are confusing —<\/p>\n\n\n\n
[The phone rings]<\/p>\n\n\n\n
TELLY: …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
MIYAGO: Okay. Okay. Well– Okay. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
MIYAGO: [to Telly] Let me ask you something, kid. Can you play the Ukelele? Because we might have an opportunity for you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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