{"id":334,"date":"2026-03-02T13:46:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T20:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/?p=334"},"modified":"2026-03-02T13:46:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T20:46:58","slug":"by-any-other-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jasboy11.dreamhosters.com\/blog\/2026\/03\/02\/by-any-other-name\/","title":{"rendered":"By Any Other Name"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We pan out from a nondescript violet blue form, with sqawking noises. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">MALE VOICE: I really love this place. Have you ever been?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The form resolves into a great blue whale, which is not a real species, and the camera pans down to reveal the noises coming from a small flock of penguins. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: To an aquarium? [she laughs]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: Haha. No, but really, this is maybe the best one in the country. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: [looking rosily up at the high ceilings, her teeth vivid under the black lights] Oh REALLY? [she laughs again]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: When I was a kid, I used to have this fear that I would jump into the open tank from the top level and be devoured by the sharks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They mosey over to the spiral walkway, snaking their way among throngs of families. You can tell they are in love, and there&#8217;s no CGI or AI involved. That is directing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: You were afraid you&#8217;d jump?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: Yeah, well. You know like if you&#8217;re at the platform at the Empire State Building, you like..<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: I don&#8217;t have a death wish. [laughs. this part is a rom com maybe.]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: Yeah, well. I mean&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A child of maybe 10 runs into them and his chocolate ice cream scoop plops rudely onto Telly&#8217;s pants. Rose knows better at this point than to laugh *at* her fianc\u00e9e, but nevertheless, she persists.. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: OMG HAHA&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: god DAMMIT!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The boy looks up and his eyes widen. Suddenly, without warning, an alarm blares over the PA system. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ATTENTION FISH PATRONS! THE NEXT DOLPHIN SHOW STARTS IN 15 MINUTES ON THE WHARF!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Telly&#8217;s eyes widen. The boy runs away. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: Oh fuck! Is it 5 already? Shit. We better head if we want to get to Tina&#8217;s on time. And I definitely need to change now. Shit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: [soberish] Ok hon, calm down. Shit happens. We have time. And I think it looks good on you. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Telly examines his crotch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: Funny. I&#8217;m sorry we didn&#8217;t really get&#8230; dammit!! Are you *sure* you even want to go? You don&#8217;t even like Tom. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: [staring at him]. Babe, she&#8217;s *your* friend. And plus it&#8217;s Catan night, pretty sure. Without us, whose gonna build those roads? We can&#8217;t flake though. C&#8217;mon, little guy, let&#8217;s get you home and out of those filthy clothes&#8230; [snicker].<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Telly stares at her. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cut to a crowded train. Telly stands next to Rose who sits with her purple purse in her lap, as buildings rush by out the window. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ED: Suffolk Downs. Next stop, Suffolk Downs. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ROSE: I don&#8217;t know why you&#8217;re so upset. We can go back any day, and we&#8217;ve done a lot already. We&#8217;ll jump in the shower, get an Uber, and you&#8217;ll be fine. You need a drink, I think. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">TELLY: I just. I&#8217;m sorry, okay? 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